another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
Go all the way off
[Video id: a man edited to be sitting in a jail cell, miming singing along to a song. The video cuts to the close up of a priest, where he starts angrily rolling up a newspaper. He smacks the camera about six times with the newspaper and starts quietly yelling and occasionally hitting the screen for emphasis.
"Stop it! Stop! Stop the whining and the sniveling right now! There are Christians in this world who are oppressed, yes. There are Christians in North Korea who can't go to worship without risking being thrown into a Gulag. There are Christians in Palestine who can't even get to their churches because of Israeli checkpoints and walls. You are not oppressed as a Christian in this country. Quit your sniveling whining! That savior you claim to serve said take up your cross and follow him and you're whining and crying because what? Because nobody's letting you treat gay people like shit anymore?! What the hell is wrong with you? Quit whining! Stop it!"
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I'm cackling. Love it.
Get their asses Padre
Translation: this character is trans but someone, usually either the author, editor or publisher, was a fucking coward
This is the trans equivalent of calling to lesbians roommates
The reason the work you’ve done on how you feel doesn’t seem like it’s working is because you need to do it until it works. It’s never been “this strategy will pull you up” it’s always been “here’s something you can do that will END with you getting out of that hole” the climbing still hurts and the being underground still hurts but that doesn’t mean it’s not working
*doing laundry* “this doesn’t feel better
*cooking meals* this doesn’t feel better
*exercising* this doesn’t feel better
*making art* this doesn’t feel better
*cleaning the apartment* this doesn’t feel better
*somewhere months or years down the line*
tl;dr
Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred-and-first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not the last blow that did it, but all that had gone before.
Jacob Riis
I think an important thing to remember, too, is that you’re not done once you get to that point of feeling better. It takes maintenance and consistency. Sort of similar to how you shouldn’t stop taking your meds when you start feeling better–that’s because of the meds. You shouldn’t stop your self-care when you start feeling better. That’s exactly when you need it the most!
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☆Rainbow Sword☆
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A lightsaber
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lesbian sword
this has probably already been done but:
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minecraft :3
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for the dagger users amongus
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CHAINSAW
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mf theres no yellow
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This post has been purpled!
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Woe, slime sword be upon thee!
Alright fucking Slimecicle jesus christ
FLAMING SWORD
stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass
pocahontas was the worst
i am LAUGHING
Reminder that real life Pocahontas married Kocoum in 1610, but she was kidnapped by the English in 1613, held prisoner for a year, forced to convert to Christianity, and, in 1614, while still a captive and the wife of Kocoum, was married to John Rolfe, who asked Governor Thomas Dale if he could marry her “for the good of this plantation, for the honour of our country, for the glory of God, for my own salvation, and for the converting to the true knowledge of God and Jesus Christ, an unbelieving creature, Pokahuntas[.]”
Knowing that, it makes the above scene (and Disney killing Kocoum as well) rather distasteful.
come on, everybody still counts on their fingers to add and substract smaller numbers, right? And then for bigger numbers everyone has to look it up or just die basically, yeah?
demilypyro
Kicked out of the monsterfucker convention because I wouldn’t fuck the mindflayer without the tall butch tiefling disguise
